Frequently Asked Questions


Who writes your content?

Your guess is as good as ours.

Where are you located?

The streets

Can I work for you?

Can you work for free?

Can we collaborate?

If you have the means to help us create and / or distribute a commercially viable product, then probably. If you just want to make content, then no. Unfortunately our bandwidth and resources are too limited.

My poster is curled up and I'm freaking out, what do I do?

Just spread your print out on a hard, flat surface and the paper fibers will relax. If necessary, place somthing flat and heavy like a book on top.

Digital prints (Daily Advice Line) will flatten out completely within just a few hours. Screen prints (Graphic Language Line, Classic Advice Line) are on a much heavier paper stock, and may require up to 24–48 hours to relax.

Why can't I find a product by searching your store?

Please try your search again without any swears. GFDA has to walk a thin line between promoting our products and being shadow banned on social media. We've remove profanity from most of our product descriptions in order for them to meet Zuck's approval, and, unfortunately, the search function on our site can't handle it.

Shipping and Delivery

How much is foreign / domestic shipping?

We offer multiple shipping options based on carrier calculated shipping rates through USPS and FedEx. We do not have a flat shipping rate at this time.

Do you offer expedited shipping?

Not at this time. Because we currently ship our products from multiple countries, we can't gaurentee expedited times or rate.

Returns & Exchanges

How do I return a purchase?

We understand that free thinking isn’t for everyone. In a fleeting moment of intellectual curiosity, perhaps you made a purchase that was met with disapproval from the herd. Or perhaps you’ve decided that it’s safer to just argue with people on social media than to express something meaningful in real life. Whatever your reason, you may return the items postmarked within 30 calendar days of receipt for a refund, less the shipping charges. Items must be returned in original, unused condition. We will notify you via email when your return has been processed.

What should I do if my order arrived damaged?

If you receive damaged merchandise, please email and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund.


What payment methods does GFDA accept?*:

• Visa
• Mastercard
• American Express
• Discover
• Diners Club International
• Paypal
• ApplePay

*A 6% sales tax is applied to orders placed within Pennsylvania.

International Orders

What’s the deal with customs? Taxation is theft!

If you’re ordering from outside the US there’s a pretty good chance you’re going to get charged customs duties on your order. So here’s some important information you should know:

You (the customer) are responsible for paying import duties. Yeah, it sucks.

Import duties vary from country to country and are calculated in many ways. They can differ from product to product and are dependent on the commodity being imported, declared value, country of origin, and other factors decided by crooked government bureaucrats. Import duty values can be as low as zero or as high as the product’s full declared value. Regardless of how it’s calculated, it's out of our hands. Sorry.

No, we can’t just put a lower value on the package.


How can I sell GFDA products in my store?

View wholesale information here.

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